Saturday, 7 April 2012

FML

Captain mind-fuck continues to bait me, asking me for my lighter to spark his cigarettes up and flirting with me in work and yet, the pictures of him with his girlfriend appear almost staged.
Indeed, they are locking lips but she is clung to his neck like a child and he lacks passion. I wonder is she is aware that he has been complaining about how clingy she is and the face she wants to spend the WHOLE of Easter with him?

I have never had a guy looking so plain and unemotional when he kisses me as each kiss I issue awakens the primitive being inside. I have never issued a kiss to shut a guy up but more to give him a small minuscule taste of what is to come. }>;)

Am I bitter? Perhaps but it upsets me to see such a nice guy wasted on such a dumb, bottle-blonde, greasy-skinned tangerine with no curves and teeth which should be gnawing on a stable door.

Perhaps he wishes to feel like more of a man, as she squeals when he goes fast on his Motorbike with her on the back.
Frankly, in comparison to most Women, I am terrifying - I'm smarter than average, stronger than most, come across as confident and it would be safe to say that I am... Passionate or Horny, all of the time and I REALLY enjoy lots of aspects of sex and any of the foreplay with it.

So Captain mind-fuck, if you put two and two together, get four and happen across my Blog - if you're happy with the aforementioned *ahem* girl then by all means stay with her but stop leading me on.
If however, the signals you are sending betray your true feelings, dump her, approach me properly and prepare for a wild ride of adventure.
Should you lose your courage, refer to scenario one.


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